The Great Feather Caper Launch!
Welcome to December 2021!
It’s here - the book you didn’t know you needed to read. Following on the heels of The Weighing Of The Heart: A Cautionary Tale (Book One of The Thoth Trilogy), the story of Thoth, Akins, Water Lily and all the rest of the anachronistic perverted pantheon of Egyptian deities continues with The Great Feather Caper: A Divine Send-Up (Book Two of The Thoth Quadrilogy). The first book described as ‘the most fucked up shit [he’s] ever read’ by Dennis Liggio in the Foreword to The Great Feather Caper, I’m at a bit of a loss as to how to pique your interest for this second volume. So I’ll just let Thoth take over beneath the break…
Your ripped yet birdy pal/narrator Thoth here. Again. Well, my brother Set has gone and done it - he's set off the plague to end all plagues, all because he could not get over his incel-based rage. But all is not lost, because when it comes to the end of the world, there always seems to be an asterisk attached, invariably some hero who wrecks the villain's plans for domination and... yawn. Whatever, I'm not even interested in unpacking my brother's psychology here. You'll have to read the book for that.
On the one hand, we have party pooper Set and his mummy pal Djet, intent on making things... bad. On the other, we have Akins and Water Lily, two unlikely dreamers who must do what only ancient myth-based heroes can do: save the world by traveling to the underworld. On the third hand - wait, no that's not right. But on the third appendage, there is a host of Ancient Egyptian deities, ranging from my unrequited love Hathor to the no-nonsense feline Bastet to the wondrous Goddess of Truth Maat to... speaking of pooping, have a look at Anubis, God of Death. Sheesh, what happened to you? Again, maybe read the book.
When things get hairy, I transmute them to feathery. I'm the Lord of the Alchemists, after all. And my acolytes Akins and Water Lily are going to need all the help they can get if they're going to travel to the seediest and raunchiest place in the multiverse, the Duat, and pull of the heist of Eternity when they steal the Feather of - hey, wait a minute. What am I doing, exposing the plot here like a pervert in a trenchcoat?
How many times have I gotta remind you to read the book?