The Smouldering Kobold Launch!
Hola flamingos!
The Smouldering Kobold: A Sour Mash (The Bawdy Bard #4) is now available for download / purchase!
The best tailored gaunchies o’ mice and men…
The bard has plans – plans and plans and plans. His two ‘wives’ are pregnant with his children, the trio is erecting a tavern, and his life as a bondless vagabond is coming to an end. No bardic tavern is complete without strange ensorcelments: his roots have wings, wings that will take him and his unconventional family to the skies.
That is the plan, anyway. Fate has a funny way of thumbing its nose at plans, and a cold spectre that most would like to forget is sharpening its scythe for a dark harvest. When the unthinkable happens, and then happens again, the bard learns once more that what goes up, must come down.
What happens to a funny man when the laughter stops (at least for a chapter or two)? Is he still a comedian? Can a facetious knave take anything seriously? And how does one heal his way out of hell?
Hold on to your gaunchies: poop’s about to get real.