I Want To Break Free
El Barderino and the gang are in deep. Strangers in a strange land, nothing is as it seems. On its surface, the fairy Queendom of Vagalon looks like just the place to bring your family, if your family consists of a gaggle of sex-crazed perverts with plain vanilla tastes. But as Delphi and his compatriots get their bearings, the cracks start to appear.
Back home in Cockinghamshire, things have gotten better than they were under the deposed Smegbert. Returned from his horrific imprisonment in Frumaria, Glansbury seizes power again, yet his newest exploit pushes the envelope of what is socially acceptable with his subjects. What’s more, his decisions are inviting the ire of a neighbouring kingdom. War begins to loom on the Kingdom of Spanklia once more.
Between the bard’s meeting with a bewitching fairy woman who claims to know him, political upheaval among the wizards of the Schlongomance, and a villain on the loose in the heart of the Queendom, the world is in flux. The bard will have to make new friends, take roads less traveled, and get his head screwed on straight before he is swept out with the tide into a roiling sea of chaos.
Put your tongue to that victory sign: Vagalon is waiting.
Quest For Vagalon: Penetrating The Schlongomance is the third book in the Bawdy Bard comedic fantasy series. If you like dirty humour, potent magic, and strong flatulence, you'll love Andrew Marc Rowe's obscenely fascinating adventure.